"Truth Lasso" Hoodie

Truth Lasso Hoodie
Adidas collab // Front + back print // Dance floor to disaster

Welcome to the era of terror. Hope you brought your dancing shoes... and a good lawyer.

This adidas heavyweight hoodie starts sweet — Goliath mid-sway with a girl in Havana, probably charming her with poorly veiled metaphors and questionable intent. But flip it to the back, and boom: he’s getting roped up Wonder Woman-style with the caption:
“Not the truth lasso!”
Yeah. He got caught. You heard the line:
“You’re too bro to roam Themascara.”

This one’s for anyone who’s ever danced their way into trouble and got reality-checked by an Amazon with questions.

• Ultra-soft fleece interior (for emotional support)
• “Erinem” stitched on the sleeve so nobody forgets who set this trap
• Recommend buying oversized — for comfort and plausible deniability

Truth hurts. But this hoodie? Doesn’t.

_________________________________
© Merch x Erinem, 2025

• 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Fleece inside
• 3-panel hood with a drawcord
• Pouch pocket
• Cuffed sleeves and hem
• adidas logo on the right sleeve


In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Merch x Erinem and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide