“Now That’s What We Call Music?!! Vol. 903”

Now That’s What We Call Music?! Is back with the hits you crave!

With all of the biggest breakthrough acts and TikTok sensations —  we bring you all of the brightest shining super stars from your favorite gratuitous social platforms featuring highly targeted short form content and super smash hits from this year’s biggest chart toppers, like:

“Audio Silence” the overnight mega hit holding the number one chart spot on TikTok for 3 years running! Wow! And there’s still more in store!

Who can forget the acts that rock your world, like:

Pinky Doll, with mega sensational billboard breakers like:

“Yes Popcorn”

And the instantly iconic breakthrough hit:

“Ice Cream, So Good”

We guarantee you and the kids will be able to sing along — even your parakeet can join in the fun with instantly memorable, hypnotically repetitive lyrics that will haunt you in your dreams, lIke:

 “Yes, yes, yes!”

And:

“Yes, yes, yes Pt. 2”  Featuring legendary singer, songwriter, rapper, producer, shoe cobbler, short order cook, and professor emeritus of the physics department at Cambridge — Timbaland!

With all the hits that slap and all the slaps that hit! Including the super smash sensations like:

“What the #$%@?!” (The Elephant Will Not Leave My Face)

By none other than the award winning critically acclaimed mega star, ‘That One Kid Who Went Too Hard On Glizzy’

And more!

We bring you the hits that left us asking the questions that define our generation, such as:

Is this a kink?
If so, whose kink is it?

Why do these poor kids go so hard, for what amounts to 0.09 cents per repetitive action?

If they are ok with that financial situation, why do they all pivot their careers to music?

You make less than 0.09 cents per stream with music - so, it’s a lateral move at best - so, why would they do it?

Where is the logic in that?

Why is this the first I’m hearing of Fashion Nova being a record label?

Wait — Red Bull too??!!

Is this the apocalypse?!

Why is it called an NPC challenge if NPCs are supposed to be non-playable-characters, but the premise of this challenge clearly hinges on the audience’s ability to control the character by giving them gifts?

Those are just playable characters then, right?

If they really wanted to be NPCs, shouldn’t they just walk dead-eyed in a straight line and make a weird box-shaped aversion path around any playable character that crosses in front of them?

And of course, the ultimate question:

Now THAT’S what we call MUSIC?!! (Vol. 903).

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Step into the dystopian present, with Now That’s What We Call Music?!! Vol. 903!

We’ve got all your favorites from the dopamine-hijacking mega social media mainstays you crave! It’s the hits you love from the apps you need — and truly cannot stop scrolling. Wow! 

Pick up your copy now! Get ready to have your world rocked again and again with nothing but the biggest chart topping, gyatt slapping, instant billboard breaking, extra most bestest fire emoji fire emoji disrespectful low key bangers from today’s biggest, brightest — and inarguably most undeserving — talent! It’s the hits that defines a generation!

Call now!

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• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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