"Dead Music Theory" Eco Tote Bag

What is "Dead Music Theory"? We're glad you asked. It's riffing off of the idea of "Dead Internet Theory" - which is an online conspiracy theory that asserts, due to a coordinated and intentional effort, the Internet now consists mainly of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation to control the population and minimize organic human activity. Proponents of the theory believe these social bots were created to help manipulate algorithms and boost search results in order to manipulate consumers.

Dead Music Theory is pretty similar to that idea, but specific to the way we make, promote and consume our music. Dead Music Theory is a conspiracy theory which asserts that the music industry now has few true consumers or creators, consisting mainly of bot audiences and A.I. generated music, with the popularity of songs being manipulated by bot playlists and controlled through algorithmic curation.

Sound about right? We agree. Let the world know you were the first to call it with this Eco-friendly canvas tote bag! It also makes a great go-bag, just in time for the coming robot apocalypse. Grab yours and tell the world "I told you so" in style!

(c). Merch x Erinem
-- No A.I. Was Used --
-- Human Designed --


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Merch x Erinem and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.